Why play with our stuff?

  • It feels good

    Nothing gets the endorphins going like playing with something you shouldn't.

  • The boss will never know

    Hands under the desk and looking like you're concentrating? They'll be too afraid to ask.

  • Multi Functional

    Recommended use is just that. Recommended. You do you, rebel.

  • User Satisfaction

    If you don't like it. It'll make a great stocking stuffer for your least favorite kid.

Spin it? Leave it on the shelf? The possibilities are endless!

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What Our Clients Say

  • Life is marginally better

    I have slightly less money but now I'm busy and don't have to think about it

    John B McLemore

  • Drunk purchase

    Felt like a good idea after a 6 pack of beer and drunk cigarette.

    Peter Griffin

  • I was bored

    Now I'm not.

    Joseph Smith

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